As prescribed by Paulina Constancia
ELF Movie Info from Rotten Tomatoes
Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Buddy: First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.
[on seeing a sign saying “World’s Best Cup of Coffee”]
Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
Buddy: I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
[reading the note he left on the etch-a-sketch]
Buddy:”I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.”
Buddy: [to the doctor] Can I listen to your necklace?
Buddy: It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
Buddy: Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannncisco. Franciscooo.
[on the phone]
Buddy: Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?
Buddy to Jovie:I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up.
Buddy to the fake Santa: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa.
Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS!
Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don’t stop!
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
[On seeing the mail room]
Buddy: It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me…
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Buddy: What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?